Monday, July 28, 2008

some more batmans

i would really like to see a superhero cooking show.

Awhile back I thought "cooking with robocop" would be perfect for food network's late night block. Unfit for the force, he was reprogrammed as a chef bot. So he teaches dudes how to cook, you know, attaching blenders and mixers to his hands and stuff. All in the same robocop voice. And occasionally, he just blows something up accidentally.

I hope someone out there steals my idea on this one--I'm more interested in watching it than making it.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

i was thinking about maybe getting a whale tattoo

Monday, July 21, 2008

seems the best I can do for posts these days are scribbles here and there. here's another would you rather question I've been thinking about for awhile now. a classic.

Would you rather have a sea-bass for an arm? Or frequently fart confetti? The confetti also blows a hole in the seat of your pants, and makes a sound like a room full of those happy birthday kazoo things.


Friday, July 18, 2008

who doesn't like batman?

my old car was named batman. sometimes i miss that little nissan.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

would you rather....

have one of your arms be a harpoon and all of the fingers on your other hand be tiny harpoons?

or. . .

be covered with hair?

serious discussion only, please. and no fence-sitting.

Monday, July 7, 2008

some colors

Thursday, July 3, 2008

some kitchen BG ideas. different times of day.