Stephen P Neary

Many people don't know that, in addition to drawing pictures, I invent things.  These things are very useful.

Here is my pumpkin portal invention.  It's great for halloween.

Applications for the pumpkin portal are more therapeutic and theoretical in nature, but I also invent less abstract things.

My parents back in indiana waited around 3 hours to vote last week.  I thought this invention could help out.  All we need are 20-30 batman-suited voting attendants utilizing this device:

It's a little strange, but so is democracy.