Monday, July 21, 2008

seems the best I can do for posts these days are scribbles here and there. here's another would you rather question I've been thinking about for awhile now. a classic.


Would you rather have a sea-bass for an arm? Or frequently fart confetti? The confetti also blows a hole in the seat of your pants, and makes a sound like a room full of those happy birthday kazoo things.

comments?

10 comments:

Kelvarin said...
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Kelvarin said...

Dude, it depends!

I would definitely go with the sea-bass if:
1. it was on my LEFT arm (I typed "right" the first time, but, uh, that's not right at all)
2. it regenerated every time i cut it off
and 3. it was not a singing sea-bass.

But if not, confetti all the way! I could wear a skirt and hire myself out to children's parties.

JayDee said...

will the sea bass die if it is out of water for too long? in which case, the added expenses of carrying around a tank and feeding your own arm would make confetti farts seem reasonable. In fact, i'm quite certain you could make a good living with confetti farts.

Lou Hamou-Lhadj said...

drawing every day is doing wonders for you

stephen said...

jaydee, I think the fish could survive without water. But Kelvarin, the sea-bass does not regenerate or sing. But it could be whatever arm you pick.

lou--you didn't answer the question!

JayDee said...

Stephen, that being said, here is how I call it:

In life you can always cut off a sea-bass arm, but you can never cure confetti farts.

Leetal said...

I know the answer. Stephen Neary is weird.

stephen said...

now that you've all had a chance to reply. . .

sea bass is the correct answer. because you could cover it with a mitten or boxing glove.

Anton said...

Confetti. and always bring 2 extra pairs of pants everywhere I go.

Hodges said...

why cover the sea bass with a glove? i would use it to devour my foes