right about now i would trade internet for hot water.

Would you rather have internet or hot water?  For the rest of your life.  Why?  

seems the best I can do for posts these days are scribbles here and there. here's another would you rather question I've been thinking about for awhile now. a classic.


Would you rather have a sea-bass for an arm? Or frequently fart confetti? The confetti also blows a hole in the seat of your pants, and makes a sound like a room full of those happy birthday kazoo things.

comments?

would you rather....

have one of your arms be a harpoon and all of the fingers on your other hand be tiny harpoons?

or. . .

be covered with hair?


serious discussion only, please. and no fence-sitting.