
Many people don't know that, in addition to drawing pictures, I invent things. These things are very useful.
Here is my pumpkin portal invention. It's great for halloween.
Applications for the pumpkin portal are more therapeutic and theoretical in nature, but I also invent less abstract things.
My parents back in indiana waited around 3 hours to vote last week. I thought this invention could help out. All we need are 20-30 batman-suited voting attendants utilizing this device:

It's a little strange, but so is democracy.